idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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