well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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