Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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