he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
How does it feel to date your dad?
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