Can Purell be used as lube?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she looked like the before picture.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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