You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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