i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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