do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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