dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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