Welp...herpes.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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