fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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