so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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