508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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