god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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