Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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