That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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