Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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