I feel like I'm in dance class right now
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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