Say something about gay babies.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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