we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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