And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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