I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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