I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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