"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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