I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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