I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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