so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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