Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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