spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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