you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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