tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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