when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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