Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Randomize
