But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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