Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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