he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
send nudes
from the living room?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
