So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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