Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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