I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We are two peas in an std pod
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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