Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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