It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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