we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
