I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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