How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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