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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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