How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
