forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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