New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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