is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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