What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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