so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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